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Election results: | |
Donald Trump | 304 / 538 |
Hillary Clinton | 227 / 538 |
Colin Powell | 3 / 538 |
Faith Spotted Eagle | 1 / 538 |
Ron Paul | 1 / 538 |
John Kasich | 1 / 538 |
Bernie Sanders | 1 / 538 |
Gary Johnson | 0 / 538 |
Jill Stein | 0 / 538 |
Notes: - Washington voted for Clinton, but three faithless electors voted for Colin Powell and another for Faith Spotted Eagle. - Texas voted for Trump, but one faithless elector voted for Ron Paul and another for John Kasich. - Hawaii voted for Clinton, but one faithless elector voted for Bernie Sanders. - Maine's 1st Congressional District voted for Clinton, but their 2nd Congressional District voted for Trump. Clinton won the remaining 2 Electoral Votes due to her winning Maine statewide. Maine (and Nebraska) do not use the winner-take-all method. - Gary Johnson received nearly 4.5 million votes, the most for a third-party candidate since Ross Perot in 1996. - Jill Stein received nearly 1.5 million votes. |

The 2016 election but if only Rednecks voted
2016 U.S. Presidential Election was the 58th Presidential Election in the United States. It was a complete disaster for both sides (if you think logically). The Primary and Caucus stage took place from the 1st of February 2016 to the 15th of June 2016 (for Democrats and Republicans), and the General Election took place on the 8th of November 2016, with Donald Dump somehow defeating Madam President despite losing the popular vote. This is like 2000, but replace George W. Bush with a reality TV star, which believes all Mexicans are Rapists, Pedophiles and Murderers and God only put Women on earth for sex.

The 2016 election, but if only celebrities like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West voted.
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General Election
The Trump-Pence ticket won with 306 electoral votes, which is sad because Trump is a Nazi. Some People wanted to change the results like Green Party Nominee Jill Stein also known as "Progressive Madam President" wanted recounts in 3 states that Madam President should have won.
- Pennsylvania (The one that was
the biggest margin of winfor Dump.) - Wisconsin (The one that was trending republican sadly because of the increase of Rednecks in the state.)
- Michigan (This is probably Detroit's fault! WHY! MICHIGAN! WHY!)
But sadly at the end, Trump still won the recounted states. I guess the rust belt is *cough**cough**cough* trending far-right.
Evil Putin Hacking Plan
Some sources say that Russian President, Vladimir Putin, and his best friend Sarah Palin hacked the election.
October Surprise
In late October of 2016, Republican FBI Director, James Comey informed Congress that more of her e-mails had been found. Republican Congressmen immediately leaked the news to corporate media, and the story led in the days preceding the election.
Candidates
Republicans
- Donald Trump (Nominee)
- John Kasich
- Ted Cruz
- Marco Rubio
- Ben Carson
- Jeb Bush
- Chris Christie
- Rand Paul
- Mike Huckabee
- Lindsey Graham
Democrats
- Hillary Clinton (Nominee)
- Bernie Sanders
- Martin O'Malley
Third-Party
- Gary Johnson (Libertarian)
- Jill Stein (Green)
- Evan McMullin (Independent)
Nominated
- Donald Dump (Republican) (Winner, Sadly)
- Madam President (Democratic)
- Progressive Madam President (Green)
- Liberal Ron Paul (Libertarian)
- Darrell Castle (Constitution)
- Evan McMullin (Independent)
Statistics
Candidate | Party | National Vote | 'Top 3 States'(Total Votes) |
Hillary Clinton | Democratic Party | 65,853,516 | California: 8,753,788
New York: 4,556,124 Florida: 4,504,975 |
Donald Trump (Winner) | Republican Party | 62,984,825 | Texas: 4,685,047
Florida: 4,617,886 California: 4,483,810 |
Gary Johnson | Libertarian Party | 4,489,221 | California: 478,500
Texas: 283,492 Illinois: 209,596 |
Jill Stein | Green Party | 1,457,216 | California: 278,657
New York: 107,934 Illinois: 76,802 |
Evan McMullin | Independent | 731,788 | Utah: 243,690
Virginia: 54,054 Minnesota: 53,076 |
Write-In Candidates | Write-In | 699,366 | Washington: 107,805
California: 79,341 Oregon: 72,594 |
Darrell Castle | Constitution Party |
203,010 | Pennsylvania: 21,572
Washington: 17,623 Florida: 16,475 |
Total | 136,669,237 |
See also
- 2000 U.S. Presidential Election
- 2004 U.S. Presidential Election
- 2008 U.S. Presidential Election
- 2012 U.S. Presidential Election
- 2014 U.S. Midterm Elections
- 2018 U.S. Midterm Elections
- 2020 U.S. Presidential Election
External Links
- Candidates We May End Up Supporting
- Candidates We May End Up Opposing
- Remaking The Republican Party How The Onion thinks the Republican Party might overhaul their image prior to the 2016 presidential election.
- Hillary vs. Trump song by Misha. Warning: might be cringe-worthy and/or offensive.
- 2016 Presidential General Election Results