2016 U.S. Presidential Election

	2016 U.S. Presidential Election
	Election results:
Donald Trump	304 / 538
Hillary Clinton	227 / 538
Colin Powell	3 / 538
Faith Spotted Eagle	1 / 538
Ron Paul	1 / 538
John Kasich	1 / 538
Bernie Sanders	1 / 538
Gary Johnson	0 / 538
Jill Stein	0 / 538
	Notes: ; - Washington voted for Clinton, but three faithless electors voted for Colin Powell and another for Faith Spotted Eagle.; - Texas voted for Trump, but one faithless elector voted for Ron Paul and another for John Kasich. ; - Hawaii voted for Clinton, but one faithless elector voted for Bernie Sanders. ; - Maine's 1st Congressional District voted for Clinton, but their 2nd Congressional District voted for Trump. Clinton won the remaining 2 Electoral Votes due to her winning Maine statewide. Maine (and Nebraska) do not use the winner-take-all method.; - Gary Johnson received nearly 4.5 million votes, the most for a third-party candidate since Ross Perot in 1996. ; - Jill Stein received nearly 1.5 million votes.

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The 2016 election but if only Rednecks voted

2016 U.S. Presidential Election was the 58th Presidential Election in the United States. It was a complete disaster for both sides (if you think logically). The Primary and Caucus stage took place from the 1st of February 2016 to the 15th of June 2016 (for Democrats and Republicans), and the General Election took place on the 8th of November 2016, with Donald Dump somehow defeating Madam President despite losing the popular vote. This is like 2000, but replace George W. Bush with a reality TV star, which believes all Mexicans are Rapists, Pedophiles and Murderers and God only put Women on earth for sex.

The 2016 election, but if only celebrities like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West voted.

General Election

The Trump-Pence ticket won with 306 electoral votes, which is sad because Trump is a Nazi. Some People wanted to change the results like Green Party Nominee Jill Stein also known as "Progressive Madam President" wanted recounts in 3 states that Madam President should have won.

Pennsylvania (The one that was ~~the biggest margin of win~~ for Dump.)
Wisconsin (The one that was trending republican sadly because of the increase of Rednecks in the state.)
Michigan (This is probably Detroit's fault! WHY! MICHIGAN! WHY!)

But sadly at the end, Trump still won the recounted states. I guess the rust belt is *cough**cough**cough* trending far-right.

Evil Putin Hacking Plan

Some sources say that Russian President, Vladimir Putin, and his best friend Sarah Palin hacked the election.

October Surprise

In late October of 2016, Republican FBI Director, James Comey informed Congress that more of her e-mails had been found. Republican Congressmen immediately leaked the news to corporate media, and the story led in the days preceding the election.

Candidates

Republicans

Democrats

Third-Party

Gary Johnson (Libertarian)
Jill Stein (Green)
Evan McMullin (Independent)

Nominated

Donald Dump (Republican) (Winner, Sadly)
Madam President (Democratic)
Progressive Madam President (Green)
Liberal Ron Paul (Libertarian)
Darrell Castle (Constitution)
Evan McMullin (Independent)

Statistics

Candidate	Party	National Vote	'Top 3 States'(Total Votes)
Hillary Clinton	Democratic Party	65,853,516	California: 8,753,788 New York: 4,556,124 Florida: 4,504,975
Donald Trump (Winner)	Republican Party	62,984,825	Texas: 4,685,047 Florida: 4,617,886 California: 4,483,810
Gary Johnson	Libertarian Party	4,489,221	California: 478,500 Texas: 283,492 Illinois: 209,596
Jill Stein	Green Party	1,457,216	California: 278,657 New York: 107,934 Illinois: 76,802
Evan McMullin	Independent	731,788	Utah: 243,690 Virginia: 54,054 Minnesota: 53,076
Write-In Candidates	Write-In	699,366	Washington: 107,805 California: 79,341 Oregon: 72,594
Darrell Castle	~~Christian Totalitarian~~ Constitution Party	203,010	Pennsylvania: 21,572 Washington: 17,623 Florida: 16,475
Total		136,669,237

External Links

Candidates We May End Up Supporting
Candidates We May End Up Opposing
Remaking The Republican Party How The Onion thinks the Republican Party might overhaul their image prior to the 2016 presidential election.
Hillary vs. Trump song by Misha. Warning: might be cringe-worthy and/or offensive.
2016 Presidential General Election Results