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Alan Colmes
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Alan Colmes-Eye brow tragically stuck in that position
Age: 120(in Space Man years)
Religious beliefs: Jewish
Occupation Token Liberal

Alan Colmes is currently one of the few liberals on Fox News. He was the Liberal Party of Fox New's Hannity and Colmes. He left the show at the start of 2009.

Early Life

Alan Colmes was crushed by a farmer's tractor early in his life which caused several horrific and goofy looking mutilations to occur to his face. His eye brow is also always up, giving him a permanently surprised look. Before he was at Fox he was a comedian.

At Fox News

While at Fox News he worked/works as a token liberal. His purpose is to act like an idiotic person and claim that he is a liberal. He is the only liberal person who look bad enough to make Sean Hannity look good. Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. summed up his job best. He compared "Hannity & Colmes" to a Harlem Globetrotters game, where Colmes' "whole job is to lose every argument", in addition to looking like a dying beaver. He left Hannity and Colmes at the end of 2008.

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