| Area 51 | |
 Your typical Area 51 sign | |
| Airport Type: | Military |
|---|---|
| Owner: | U.S. Federal Government |
| Location | Southern Nevada, U.S |
| Operator | United States Air Force |
Area 51 does not exist. It is just a hill and a few mountains. Really beautiful scenery, actually. Oh, and if you get near it the US government will shoot you without warning. But nothing's there. Honest. Nah, there's a lot there they don't want us to see and know.
Also, George W. Bush's ability to reason is rumored to be in hiding there along with Dick Cheney's sense of right and wrong.
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