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Boris Johnson thinks he is cool

Boris Johnson is the former mayor of London, former editor of the Spectator and well know British fool and comically unkempt. [1] He's the current UK Prime minister.

He is a Conservative, but he isn't just regular crazy he is totally crazy [2] thats why people like him and that's why people vote for him! wasn't it great to have a wanker someone this wacky in charge of a city with 8 million people and the GDP of Argentina?! Isn't it great to have him now in charge of the whole nation?

He has many times been compared to the British version of The Donald.

Johnson as London mayor

He also defends right-wing policy with this gem of logic:

  • "I'm a one-nation Tory. There is a duty on the part of the rich to the poor and to the needy, but you are not going to help people express that duty and satisfy it if you punish them fiscally so viciously that they leave this city and this country. I want London to be a competitive, dynamic place to come to work."

Suggesting that he thinks that London will cease to be Eurasia's financial centre if he improves the welfare system there. This just might have something to do with his £500,000/year payroll... First Appearance London Olymsons Voiced by Dan Thomson

Johnson now

Of course Brexit, which Johnson strongly supports, has made London far less important as a financial centre.