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Charles Norris aka Chuck Norris is an acting chimp, martial artist, Christian fundamentalist, and a conservative activist.

No superhero

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In recent years, conservatives have led a widespread campaign of disinformation throughout the internet, as well as some movies television channels that touts Mr. Norris as superhuman. Liberals have theorized that Mr. Norris' sudden popularity is being used as a tool to further the conservative agenda, he is known to have supported Mike Huckabee for the 2008 presidential nomination[1], which probably means either he's a Deep Liberal or he's unintelligent intellectually brilliant like Huckabee. John McCain couldn't win against Obama and Huckabee wouldn't have stood any chance. Charles is suspected of being a puppet of the conservative machine but are even Conservatives so silly they couldn't see Huckabee didn't stand a chance? Perhaps they are. They have selected Chuck Norris to be their new golden boy for the following reasons:

  1. He looks kind of like Jesus. (The real Jesus was a dark skinned Jewish Arab but Chuck looks the way white Southerners like to imagine Jesus.)
  2. He is extremely charismatic. It may actually be impossible to disagree with him while he is giving a thumbs up.
  3. He's from the South, that's similar to the Bible Belt and the Slave states.
  4. Couldn't find anyone better

On November 10, 2008, Norris drafted a letter to President-Elect Barack Obama in which he asked him to uphold the Constitution, among other things [2]. In the letter, Norris went on a typical Republican rant about how President Obama should learn from the mistakes of past Democratic presidents like Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter. Norris really believes apparently the presidencies of Clinton and Carter were worse than that of George W. Bush.

Charles Norris is a conservative, not a superhero, We know this because Bruce Lee Kicked his ass [2].

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Is it right, morally good to be selfish the way Rich Republican Conservatives are?
The right wing is wrong and the right way correct way is left.