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A nation

Country can mean a nation, that is a piece of land divided from other pieces of land by imaginary lines. Each country contains its own variation of conservatives, and they hate everyone else in every other country and want nothing more than to start a war with them...excepts, perhaps, to steal your money.

Many countries have their own language and form of currency. All of these languages and systems of currency are created equal, and none of them is better than any other in any way, shape or form, no matter what any one says.

Rural areas

Country can also mean rural land. Rural areas are Green and pleasant unless Businesses that care only about their profit have Polluted the land.

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