Here we're parodying Conservapedia, and we know we're exaggerating.

Crazy is a state of being when one chooses to abandon all hope and call themselves conservative and blame everything on socialist liberals.

An example of this is Conservapedia which refers to anything they don't like as socialist liberals. They even call Fred Phelps a liberal. This dumbs down the conversation.

Another example of crazy is the Conservapedia entry on Evolution, which says that most defenders of Evolution are atheists. This is crazy for three reasons,

  1. Some scientists are religious theist.
  2. Even if all the atheists on Earth were defenders of Evolution that wouldn't mean its untrue.
  3. While about half of U.S. citizens believe in Evolution, less than twenty percent of U.S. citizens are atheists--so most defenders of Evolution in the U.S. are not atheists.
  4. The source they quote are two books that are anti-Evolution and no doubt written by Christian conservatives with small penises whose wives slept with atheist liberal men and to get revenge they go write stupid anti evolution books because the reality is, liberals are more attractive and get more mating opportunities. Then when the self righteous uptight Christian Conservative men can’t get inhibited Christian women to enjoy sex with them they look at Porn instead, see here.
    Well, we know this exaggerates, but there's an element of truth.