Epistemology

We exaggerate just a little sometimes.

Epistemology (or Theory of Knowledge) is the branch of philosophy that deals with the proposition that neocons and conservatives have no knowledge. The central questions to epistemologists include:

• Does a Neocon have knowledge?
• If so, can it be produced by a particle accelerator? (that was a physics joke)
• Why have no scientific sensors been able to detect any of this knowledge?
• Is it possible to have negative knowledge?

On the more heavy front, epistemologists deal with these set of questions:

• Are Neocons real, or are they just a figment of the imagination designed to motivate liberals?
• If the Conservative had his way, would time freeze and the universe implode?
• If the Neocon had his way, would the universe rip itself apart out of sheer depression?