We exaggerate just a little sometimes.

Epistemology (or Theory of Knowledge) is the branch of philosophy that deals with the proposition that neocons and conservatives have no knowledge. The central questions to epistemologists include:

On the more heavy front, epistemologists deal with these set of questions:

  • Are Neocons real, or are they just a figment of the imagination designed to motivate liberals?
  • If the Conservative had his way, would time freeze and the universe implode?
  • If the Neocon had his way, would the universe rip itself apart out of sheer depression?