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"A good walk ruined"- Mark Twain

Golf is a game where the objective is to score the lowest, which is standing math on its head.. It is a favorite among the Conservative elite. Golf originated in the bitter country of Scotland where only such an angry country could have created such a dizzying, infuriating game of impossibleness.

Old white men are found hitting a white ball and then chasing after it with a club. [1] Golf is a total waste of water because of the wasted grass irrigation (increasing the planet's temperature is a Republican favorite) and time because there are more active sports like baseball, soccer, Quidditch, and many others.


  1. Of course some people enjoy golf and for them it's good exercise.