Here we're parodying Conservapedia, and we know we're exaggerating.

"Avoid, if at all possible."

Love is one of the most subtle and disgusting weapons which either chance or God has given to all people. it is disgusting and terrible, and yet insanely attractive to a significant proportion of humanity. It is yet futher Proof of our magnificent collective stupidity.

As a Motive

Love has been quoted as the motive for many historic things. Patriotism, the love for one's country, is often quoted as the motive for politicians. This is a large indicator of Conservative deceit.