NAFTA (not to be confused with NAMBLA) is the Northern Atlantic Funny Tie Association.

They are founded on the principle of funny ties, Ties that aren't funny are subject to mockery and eventual embargo's by this organization.

One thing is for certain, however, if you try to overthrow their organization with a black tie dinner party, be prepared for trade embargo's and eventual invasion.

Some say it also stands for the North American Free Trade Agreement .