Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden
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Mr. Bin Laden
Occupation: Terrorist

Telling people to Fly airplanes into buildings

Cause of death: Ballistic trauma
Religion Islam (Wahhabism/Salafism)
Born March 10, 1957
Died May 2 2011 (aged 54)
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Osama bin Laden was a Islamic Jihadist and leader of Al-Qaeda who, because of his ideology, lived in the mountains in Afghanistan or in Pakistan in his house, of all places. He gained worldwide fame among extremist Muslims (and worldwide notoriety among others) after the destruction of the World Trade Center in New York City, for which he was responsible.

After almost 10 years, justice was finally done. He was shot by a Navy SEAL in his house in Pakistan on May 2, 2011. His body was then quickly dumped into the sea - according to Muslim tradition. US authorities later admitted to confusing Muslims with Vikings.

Bin Laden was polygamous, aside from his terrorist activities he had enough time to father at least 20 to 26 children.


Article celebrating bin Laden's death.

On May 2, 2011, President Barack Obama delivered an historic and great speech by saying that the US had killed Osama bin Laden. Immediately, Conservapedia and other Republicans complained there was no credit given to Bush (who spent eight years doing a slap up job of not finding him). America proceeded to party.

Dubya and his guys tried to beat Bin Laden but never managed it and failed at it, like when he was in Tora Bora and when Bush admitted in March 2002 that he didn't spend enough time on him along with not knowing where he really was.

Post Bin Laden Death

On September 24 2014 Bin Laden's son-in-law Sulaiman Abu Ghaith was Sentenced to life in Jail after plotting to kill Americans and providing material support to other terrorists.[1]

In May of 2015 Bin Laden's Porn stash was found.[2] [3] Later on March 10 2016 the CIA was sued under the Freedom of Information act because other people wanted to see it. [4]

On July 24 2015 it was revealed that a Muslim man from Portland, Oregon had ties to Bin Laden & 4 other terrorist groups.[5]

In August of 2015 his Step-Mother & Sister died in a UK plane crash.[6]

In 2016 The US Goverment released 113 of Bin Laden's documents.[7]

It was also revealed that Bin Laden relied on Iran for help.[8]

On March 17 2016 Bin Laden's bookshelf was found revealing Al-Qaeda's Long game.[9]