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Where's your other hand at, Pat?

Marion Gordon "Pat" Robertson is an American far right Christian fundamentalist. Among other silliness he often tries to tell People that natural disasters are as punishment for Sin. He took over the Republican Party in 1989 when he organized the Christian Coalition, whose ultimate goal is to have America be under Christian Sharia. He believes that separation of church and state is "nonsense" because he still thinks its the 1950s.


Pat Robertson is a ..... that has somehow gotten his own T.V. show on some crappy channel. It is called the 700 Club. [1]

The Sheep that watch Pat Robertson are to busy sitting there being brainless idiots to know any better.

A typical ranting of this lunatic is that lesbians/gays/atheists/Muslims/and just about everyone else who is not a Christian are the decay of western society and they should not be allowed into office.[1]

He is nicknamed 'Oral Roberts' because his broadcasts are akin to the sound of the Devil performing fellatio on a scud missile.

On top of that he claims to be able to help "heal" people by communicating to God on their behalf on his TV show.

There is a particular dislike for the archetypal American televangelist: confident, tanned, and asking for the viewers to send money in. [2]

The British BBC on Pat Robertson

Pat Robertson has said that if a wife is defying her husband. Then he should move her to Saudi Arabia & beat here there.[3] In other words, Robertson claims that wife beating is okay which is as sick as ISIS beheading people.


Pat Robertson even thought of trying to become President of the United States, that's dreadful! Robertson could have been even worse than Dubya!

The five-term U.S. senator from Arizona was equally unimpressed with TV preacher Pat Robertson. When Robertson sought the GOP nomination for president in 1988, Goldwater wasn't about to say amen. "I believe in separation of church and state," observed Goldwater. "Now, he doesn't believe that . . . I just don't think he should be running." [4]


"(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." -(Note: He actually said this!)

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