As we all know, conservatives tend to believe some pretty stupid things. They believe in a lot of bats*** crazy myths. But their craziness doesn't stop there. They also have a boat load of ridiculous Right-Wing Conspiracy Theories, including but not limited to:

Conspiracy Theories

  • The Holocaust never happened.
  • FDR and his New Deal was fascism. (Reagan himself said this)
  • Medicare is Socialism that will destroy our freedom (you guessed it, Reagan)
  • John F. Kennedy would be subservient to the Vatican if he was elected President in 1960.
  • Whitewater
  • Bill Clinton did the Waco/Oklahoma City bombing to crack down on guns
  • Hillary Clinton had John F. Kennedy Jr killed to eliminate a Senate rival.
  • Hillary Clinton eats babies
  • Pizzagate
  • Saddam Hussein was involved in 9/11.
  • Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction.
  • California wildfires caused by Jewish space lasers.
  • Birtherism against Obama and now against Kamala Harris.
  • Wearing masks is an experiment of government control over Americans.
  • War on Christmas
  • War on Easter
  • War on Thanksgiving (thanks Trump...)
  • Progressivism leads to Fascism (Glenn Beck)[1]
  • The Liberal Media is like Communist Cuba.[2]
  • Ted Cruz's father Rafael was involved in the Kennedy assassination. (Trump)
  • Covid-19 was created by China to hurt Trump
  • Bill Gates put a tracking chip in the Covid Vaccine... ignoring we are tracked through our phones...
  • Antifa and Black Lives Matter, NOT Trump Supporters, stormed the Capitol Building to make MAGA cult look bad. (as if they didn't already)[3]
  • The Green New Deal will ban cows and airplanes.
  • Democrats cancelled Dr. Seuss.
  • Mask Mandates will lead to a Conservative Holocaust.[4]
  • Fox News' Tree Burning is a hate crime and was like Pearl Harbor...
  • Bible Characters will be cancelled. (Fox News)[5]
  • Gas stations will be cancelled. (Fox)[6]
  • Middle Eastern Terrorists are crossing the US-Mexican border... The 9/11 hijackers flew here.[7]
  • A retired police detective went on Fox News and blamed mass shootings on Vaccines...[8]

Obama Derangement Syndrome Conspiracy Theories

  • Obama was born in Kenya.
  • Obama's parents gave him the middle name Hussein to warn America that he is secretly Muslim.[9]
  • Obama's birth certificate proving he's an American-born citizen is fake.
  • Obama wanted to take away you guns
  • Obama is Kenyan Muslim jihadist terrorist.[10][11][12][13]
  • Obama was a Socialist/Marxist/Communist even though unfortunately he was the most Capitalist president ever
  • Obama is "upholding the Soviet Constitution".[14]
  • Obama is gay.[15][16][17]
  • Obama was going to force you to gay marriage your neighbor.
  • Obama was going to kill more Americans than Pol Pot, Mao Za Dong and Joseph Stalin.
  • Obama was going to declare an Islamic Caliphate
  • Obama would not leave the White House in 2017.
  • Obama would seek a third term[18][19]
  • Obama is serving a third term through Joe Biden as a "man behind the man" scenario.
  • Obama wanted to ban Christianity (despite being a Protestant)
  • Obama allowed swine flu/ebola into America to kill white people
  • Obama would enact white slavery
  • Obama would enact white genocide
  • Obama would enact slavery reparations
  • Obama inspired the 2012 Empire State Building shooter. (Rush Limbaugh)[20]
  • Obama is responsible for the Benghazi attacks
  • Obama controls Hurricane Isaac (Limbaugh)[21]
  • Obama is to blame for Hurricane Katrina response... even though he was a freshman Senator when that happened...[22]
  • 2010 BP oil spill caused by Obama insulting Israel.[23]
  • Obama only won because of Affirmative action (Rush Limbaugh)[24]
  • Obama pocketed Haiti donations for himself and wants your emails to spy on you. (Limbaugh)
  • Obama uses kids as human shields (Limbaugh)
  • Obama was pushing prostitution. (Limbaugh) [25]
  • ObamaCare enabling Free Love as if that's a bad thing. (Limbaugh)[26]
  • ObamaCare has "Death Panels"
  • "Marxist Obama" was using evolution and gay marriage to destroy God.[27]
  • Obama "homosexualized" the military.
  • Obama was building a Death Star[28]
  • Dolphins dying off the East Coast are dying because Obama tried to nuke Charleston, South Carolina...[29]
  • Obama is a member of the Muslim Brotherhood, which controlled the government[30]
  • Obama is 'Christian Cleansing' the military.(Sean Hannity)[31]
  • Obama is a Satanist
  • Obama helping refugees is somehow 'standing up for ISIS'... because every refugee is an ISIS infiltrator... [32]
  • Obama gives welfare to ISIS[33]
  • Obama is tougher on Republicans than ISIS. (Limbaugh) [34]
  • Obama was subverting democracy and not fighting ISIS.[35][36]
  • Americans joined ISIS because of Obama.[37]
  • Obama was toughter on Fox News than ISIS.[38]
  • Obama is the Founder of ISIS and they honor him. (Fat Donnie) [39]
  • Obama was teaching the government to be racist (Glenn Beck)[40]
  • "A New World Order" and a "global government" were "being cobbled together today" by the Obama administration. (Glenn Beck)
  • Obama gave away free bongs. That would be so cool if he had.[41]
  • Obama helped terrorists in Lybia (Beck)[42]
  • Obama only got Osama bin Laden to help with his 2012 re-election chances. (Beck)[43]
  • Obama will shut down Fox News. (Beck)[44]
  • Obama hates white CEOs. (Beck)[45]
  • Obama has orgies with 10 men a day paid by taxpayer money. (Alex Jones)[46]
  • Flies landing on Obama somehow proves he's Satanic. (Alex Jones)[47]
  • Michelle Obama is a transsexual. (Alex Jones)[48]
  • Obama is the devil who is holding Africa back. (Alex Jones)[49]
  • Obama ordered the 2013 Kenyan Mall massacre. (Jones)[50]
  • Obama will ban cars and air conditioning. (Jones)[51]
  • Sandy Hook shootings were staged by Obama to crack down on guns. (Jones & Others)
  • Michelle Obama is using wokeness to take over the military... in 2021... when she's no longer the First Lady... who doesn't have any power over the military anyway... (Fox News)[52]
  • Obama would've lost World War II.[53]
  • ObamaCare will lead to an early grave.[54][55][56][57][58]
  • Obama and Antifa did the 2017 Las Vegas shooting.[59]
  • Obama was blamed for things that happened when he was an Illinois state senator.[60]
  • Obama is to blame for Rob Porter beating his ex-wife.[61]
  • The 2017 Texas shooting was part of a 'Communist Revolution' plotted by Obama.[62]
  • Trump will be thrown out of office and Obama will be brought back into office... because of a Saturday Night Live skit...[63]
  • Obama to blame for Covid-19
  • Obama will be executed for treason.[64]
  • ObamaGate... whatever that is... Trump never really gave a definition for what ObamaGate is.
  • Jade Helm
  • Obama wiretapped/spied on Trump Tower in 2016 election.[65]
  • BENGHAZI! BENGHAZI! BENGHAZI! (yes a Fox News host actually said it like that)[66][67][68]
  • Obama destroyed rock & roll... somehow... [69]

Biden Derangement Syndrome Conspiracy Theories

  • Joe Biden is a Communist/socialist, all those buzzwords meant to frighten Fox News' elderly white viewers. (These people don't even know what those words mean...) [70][71][72]
  • Joe Biden was "installed" as President.[73]
  • Joe Biden was acting like a Dictator... while president-elect which has no power...[74]
  • President-elect Biden (a devout CATHOLIC) wanted to cancel 2020 Christmas. (Carlson)[75]
  • Biden is going to ban meat.[76][77][78]
  • Biden is responsible for Chick-Fil-A's sauce shortage.[79][80][81][82][83]
  • Biden is harming Americans... by protecting them from Covid... (Donny Douchebag)[84]
  • Hugo Chavez rigged the 2020 election for Biden... even though Chavez died in 2013...
  • Joe Biden is owned by China. (TBF, the far-left accusses Trump being owned by Russia, so fair game)
  • Massive voter fraud gave Joe Biden his 2020 victory.
  • Biden is a pedophile simply because he is a little too friendly with women and children. (TBF it is a bit creepy...)
  • Biden will install concentration camps just like they did during Obama.[85][86]
  • Biden's marriage to Jill Biden is a PR stunt. (Tucker Carlson)[87]
  • The US is in Afghanistan to enforce gender-neutral pronouns.(Carlson)[88]
  • Biden is blamed for the Boulder shooting.[89]
  • Lynn Wood says Marjorie Taylor Greene is a communist because by saying she wants Biden impeached, that's acknowleding Biden is the legitimate President...
  • Vice President Kamala Harris is truly running the country.[90]
  • Biden is 'Purging' The Army of Christians and High testosterone men. (Tucker Carlson)[91]

QAnon Conspiracy Theories

  • Qanon: The belief that all Democrats (not just politicians, but Democratic voters) are Satanic pedophilic cannibalistic child sex traffickers.
  • Hillary Clinton would be arrested in October 2017.
  • The "Storm" would take place on November 3, 2017. There were no notable events in US politics on that day.
  • A major event involving the Department of Defense would take place on February 1, 2018.
  • People targeted by the president would commit suicide en masse on February 10, 2018.
  • There would be a car bombing in London around February 16, 2018.
  • A "smoking gun" video of Hillary Clinton would emerge in March 2018.
  • Something major would happen in Chongqing on April 10, 2018.
  • There would be a "bombshell" revelation about North Korea in May 2018.
  • The "Storm" would take place on January 20, 2021, the day of Biden's inauguration.
  • The Trump military parade would "never be forgotten". The parade was canceled.
  • The Five Eyes "won't be around much longer". The Five Eyes still exists as of October 2021.
  • Multiple failed predictions that John McCain would resign from the US Senate.
  • Multiple failed predictions that Mark Zuckerberg would leave Facebook and flee the United States. Unfortunately, Zuckerberg remains CEO of Facebook.
  • Multiple failed predictions that Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey would be forced to resign "next" (in the context of the prediction of Zuckerberg's resignation). Dorsey remained CEO of Twitter until November 2021, when he was replaced by Parag Agrawal.
  • Multiple failed predictions that Pope Francis would be arrested on felony charges.
  • Multiple failed predictions that Donald Trump would be re-inaugurated on January 20, 2021, despite losing the election.
  • Trump is still president and executing traitors on the White House lawn daily.
  • America became a Corporation in 1871 after the passage of the District of Colombia Act.
  • Subsequent to the 1871 Corporation theory, Trump would be reinstated on March 4, 2021, then March 20.
  • Trump will be reinstated as President on August 13, 2021 after nutjob Mike Lindell's cyber symposium. Lindell then said it'd happen before Thanksgiving. Now he's saying sometime before the 2022 midterms.
  • John F. Kennedy Jr is still alive and will be Trump's Vice President.

Left-wing Conspiracy theories

Now, let's look at the BS conspiracy theories left-wingers/Democrats have come up with.


Oh? That's it? Just that?

Yup. That's it. That's the ONLY left-wing/Democrat conspiracy theory unless you count some stoners saying Bush did 9/11. And to an extent, Russiagate, while false and blown way outta preportion, is based on FBI investigations that proved that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election. Obviously the Steele Dossier was a bunch of BuzzFeed BS, but that's like ONE little load of crap compared to the constant paranoid ramblings you hear from Fox News, Newsmax, OANN and Trump's loyal stooges.



  1. Jon Stewart dismantles conspiracist Beck('s) twisted logic.
  2. Ted Cruz's Dad Likens 'Liberal Media' To Communist Cuba
  3. Lunatic Fox News Anchor: Democrats Dressed Up Like MAGA At Riots
  4. WTF: Glenn Beck & Dave Rubin Claim Anti-Maskers are Treated Like Jews During WWII
  5. Fox Host Fears Bible Characters Will Be Cancelled
  6. Fox News: Gas Stations Are Being Cancelled
  7. Republicans Claim "Middle Eastern Terrorists Crossing Mexico Border"
  8. SICK: Fox Guest Blames Vaccination for Shootings
  9. Crazy Right Wing Conspiracies Against Obama
  10. "Barack Obama Is A Muslim Jihadist
  11. Obama Is A Muslim Because He 'Walks' Like One
  12. Radio Host: Obama Is The 'Ultimate Jihadist'
  13. Bryan Fischer: Obama's Sympathies Lie With Islam
  14. GOP Rep: 'Obama Upholds Soviet Constitution'
  15. Another Christian Homophobe says: Obama is Gay
  16. Scott Lively Says Obama Overthrew Ukraine Because 'He's Gay Himself'
  17. Conservative Clown: Obama Is Gay
  18. Alex Jones: Will Obama Try For 3rd Term?
  19. Limbaugh: Obama Won't 'Give Up The Crown' In 2016
  20. Limbaugh links Obama to Empire State shooting
  21. Rush Limbaugh Conspiracy: Obama Controls Hurricane Isaac!
  22. Obama To Blame For Hurricane Katrina Response?!
  23. BP Oil Spill Caused By Obama Insulting Israel
  24. Limbaugh Blames Affirmative Action for Obama's Success
  25. Limbaugh: Obama Is Pushing Prostitution
  26. ObamaCare Enabling Free Love According To Limbaugh
  27. Ted Cruz's Dad: Marxist Obama Using Evolution & Gay Marriage to Destroy God!
  28. Obama Building 'Death Star' - Conservative Website
  29. Conservative: Obama Nuked Dolphins
  30. Right Wing Kook: Muslim Brotherhood Controls The Government
  31. Hannity Claims Obama is 'Christian Cleansing' The Military
  32. Obama Helping Refugees Is 'Standing Up For ISIS'
  33. Tucker Carlson: Obama gives Welfare to ISIS
  34. Limbaugh: OBama Tougher On Republicans Than ISIS
  35. Obama Is Subverting Democracy & Not Fighting ISIS
  36. RWW News: Tom Daley Says President Obama Is A 'Coward' Who Has 'Surrendered To ISIS'
  37. Fox News: Young Americans Join ISIS Because Obama
  38. The Obama Administration Is Tougher On Fox Than ISIS
  39. Trump: Obama Is 'The Founder Of ISIS', They 'Honor' Him
  40. Beck: Obama Teaching Government Workers To Be Racist
  41. Fox Radio: Obama Gives Away Free Bongs
  42. Glenn Beck - Obama Helping Terrorists in Libya
  43. Glenn Beck Osama Bin Laden Conspiracy Theories
  44. Glenn Beck: Obama will shut down Fox News
  45. Glenn Beck: Racist Obama hates White CEOs
  46. Alex Jones: Obama 'Having Sex With 10 Dudes A Day' On Taxpayer Dime
  47. Alex Jones: 'Flies Landing On' Obama Prove He's Satanic
  48. Alex Jones: Michelle Obama is 'First Tranny,' May Be a Man
  49. Alex Jones: Obama Is the Devil Who's Holding Africa Down
  50. Alex Jones: Obama Ordered Kenya Terrorist Attack
  51. Alex Jones: Obama Will Ban Cars & Airplanes
  52. Fox News: Michelle Obama Using Wokeness To Take Over Military
  53. Fox Guest: Obama Would Have Lost WW2
  54. Gohmert: 'You Die Earlier' with ObamaCare and Socialism
  55. Fox News: ObamaCare Legalizes Assisted Suicide
  56. Pat Robertson: People Will Die From ObamaCare
  57. WND: ObamaCare Causes Suicide
  58. WND Article: Obamacare = 'Hitlercare' & 'Stalincare'
  59. Alex Jones & Friends: ANTIFA & OBAMA Did Vegas Shooting
  60. Trump Surrogates Blame Obama for Bush-Era Tragedies
  61. Fox News Host Says Obama To Blame For Rob Porter’s Wife Beating
  62. Rick Wiles Says TX Shooting Was Part Of ‘Communist Revolution’ Orchestrated By Obama
  63. End Times Broadcaster Has MELTDOWN Over SNL Obama Skit
  64. RWW News: Mark Taylor Says Barack Obama Will Be Executed for Treason
  65. Trump Tower wiretapping allegations
  66. Limbaugh: Obama Killing Osama Led To Benghazi
  67. The Daily Show - The Bullet Points Over Benghazi
  68. Fox New On Ebola: Be Afraid Becasue... Benghazi! IRS! Obamacare!
  69. Daily Wire Host: Barack Obama Destroyed Rock 'n Roll
  70. Biden Compared to Karl Mark On Fox
  71. Fox News: Biden Is A Socialist Because He Proposed Something...
  72. 'Biden's Appeasing The Marxists!' Say Unrepentant Weirdos At Fox
  73. Fox Host Faceplants With Biden Conspiracy Theory
  74. Fox Host: Biden Is Acting Like A Dictator
  75. Tucker Carlson FACE-PLANTS Mid-Argument (VIDEO)
  76. Republicans Freaking Out About Biden's Nonexistent Red Meat Limits
  77. Desperate Republicans Lying About Meat Rations
  78. Conservatives RAGE at Biden's Alleged Burger Ban
  79. Ted Cruz, Lauren Boebert SLAM Joe Biden Over Chick-fil-A's Sauce Shortage
  80. Republicans Blame Biden For Chick-Fil-A Sauce Shortage
  81. Fox News BLAMES Biden For Chik-Fil-A Sauce Shortage
  82. Ted Cruz Cries About Chick-fil-a Sauce Shortage
  83. Republicans Blaming Biden for Chick-Fil-A Sauce Shortage
  84. Donald Trump Jr. Says Biden Is Killing People By Protecting Them From Pandemic
  85. Fox News Already Warning of Biden Concentration Camps
  86. Psycho Televangelist Says Biden's 'Communist Revolution' Will Put You In Camps
  87. Desperate Tucker Carlson Calls Joe Biden's Marriage a PR Stunt
  88. Tucker: We're in Afghanistan to Enforce Gender Neutral Pronouns
  89. They're Already Blaming the Shooting on Biden
  90. Trump Jr's Girlfriend Has A Crazy New Theory About Biden's Presidency
  91. Tucker: Biden 'Purging' Army Of 'Christians' & 'High Testosterone' Men