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I voted for Bernie Sanders in the 2020 Georgia primary. I've met him twice. *sunglasses* Later Virgins.

Favorite Quotes

  • "[We must] restore our moral standing so America is once again that last best hope for all who are called to cause of Freedom, who long for lives of Peace and who yearn for a Better Future."- Barack Obama, 2008
  • "United there is little we cannot do in a host of cooperative ventures. Divided there is little we can do."- John F. Kennedy, 1961
  • "Let us never negotiate out of fear but let us never fear to negotiate."- John F. Kennedy, 1961
  • "They are unanimous in their hate for me and I welcome their hatred!"- FDR/Bernie Sanders
  • "A victory for Bernie Sanders is a victory for all Americans."- Me, 2019
  • "Not me, US."- Bernie Sanders
  • "Of the people! (smack Obama) By the people! (smack Romney) For the people! EAGLE!"- Abraham Lincoln, 2012

Favorite Jon Stewart quotes

  • "Lemme get this straight, you and your financial wizards thought housing was the only thing that follow no laws of economics or physics? 'I don't know, man, I thought, uh, housing would simply go up further. Clearly we were confused with our bonuses.'"- 2010
  • "Lemme see if I got this straight. The only people who have fully recovered from the financial meltdown... are the ones who caused the financial meltdown? And by recovered I mean apparently redipping their balls in gold."- 2010
  • "You can put your name on everything. You can put your [bleep]ing glass and gold painted buildings to sky, blocking out the Central Park sun, it's fine, it's fine. But you invite an important visitor to our house, to our town, and eat your pizza with a [bleep]ing fork right in front of us? WHO THE [bleep] DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? You know what? Hey. Why don't you take a [bleep] in Fiorello LaGuardia's hat and feed it to Joe DiMaggio's crying ghost on Liberty Island, you son of a bitch? You son of a bitch!"- June 1, 2011 after seeing Trump eat pizza with a fork. Disgraceful
  • "Is Warren Buffet a socialist? You really have no [bleep]ing clue what socialism is, do you? 'Hey, hey that George Clooney always bangin' different broads. What a queer!'"- 2011
  • "Fox, shut the fuck up about how victimized you and you only are. NOBODY CARES!"- 2012
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