The War on Terror™ (TWOT) or the War Against Terror™ (TWAT) or Vietnam III: Middle East is the amusingly named military operation carried out by the Bush administration. It involves building military bases in every country that lets them, invading the ones that don't, wiping Islam off the face of the Earth and monopolising the world's oil supplies.

All this is on the grounds that terrorists aim to destroy freedom and turn the world into a filthy, smelly Pinko-Islamo-Socio-Fascist state.

This has resulted in the increase of xenophobia, Islamophobia, paranoia, NRA membership and Blackwater's net worth in the United States. The Bush administration tried to justify the Iraq and Afghanistan wars by the using this term.

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